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Muslim 27 Feb 2003 19:20

maybe im not going to have a girl who is a friend of mine, afterall
 
so yesterday me, 2 buddies and this chick who used to be my friend went out nightclubbing. Then this guy started putting his tongue down her throat, and I felt really bad, and went to the bathroom to cry and all. later on I returned and waited for like 30 mins until they stopped kissing, then i said i was going home, and it was 1:20 am what is extremely early, unusual for me


then she grabbed my arm and asked me not to go, and she wouldnt let go of me
i kissed her in the cheek and said i had a headache, and said goodbye for everyone. the guy who kissed her seemed happy.

as i went home i felt like screming. i got home and grabbed a pillow, put it in my mouth and screamed for like 10 mins. then i chainsmoked a pack while watching music videos. i could not get sleep.

the thing is that any girl who tries to be my friend is endangered. This is the second event in 5 months. exactely the same chain of events. I dont think I will ever be able to have a friend of the female sex. Unless I have a girlfriend first.
sad to know this
next time i see her i will tell her that i was never her friend, all i wanted was to hump her, and hope she doest get too annoyed

Ap0k 27 Feb 2003 19:21

beat the **** outta ur mate and stop bitching on an internet forum :)

RiCo 27 Feb 2003 19:22

I laughed before I saw your post. Then I laughed some more.

ELeeming 27 Feb 2003 19:23

Re: maybe im not going to have a girl who is a friend of mine, afterall
 
he who can does

he who can't talks about it

Muslim 27 Feb 2003 19:23

Quote:

Originally posted by Ap0k
beat the **** outta ur mate and stop bitching on an internet forum :)
you see the problem is not him. He told me he was in love with her for quite a while. The problem is me, who loves any chick who wonders by

Structural Integrity 27 Feb 2003 19:25

Quote:

Originally posted by RiCo
I laughed before I saw your post. Then I laughed some more.
They are always so funny that it's hard to believe they are actually true... You are surpassing sword to some extent.

Muslim 27 Feb 2003 19:26

Quote:

Originally posted by Structural Integrity
They are always so funny that it's hard to believe they are actually true... You are surpassing sword to some extent.
the sad thing is that it is all true, and i am devastated inside. I could die now

ScotWiZ 27 Feb 2003 19:26

is it one of your buddies that went out with that chick? Or just some random guy at the club?

ELeeming 27 Feb 2003 19:26

Quote:

Originally posted by Muslim
you see the problem is not him. He told me he was in love with her for quite a while. The problem is me, who loves any chick who wonders by
Listen mate, Carpe Diem, okay? You don't get nothing if you don't ask for it.

Muslim 27 Feb 2003 19:28

Quote:

Originally posted by ScotWiZ
is it one of your buddies that went out with that chick? Or just some random guy at the club?
no
he is my mate, and studies with me
even worse, this chick also studies with me :(

Deffeh 27 Feb 2003 19:29

im actually not going to say anything nasty, as instead of saying "maybe she likes me" you made the right assumption that youll fancy any girl that comes etc.

I actually feel sorry for you.

Id advise anyone reading this thread to think before posting.

RiCo 27 Feb 2003 19:30

Quote:

Originally posted by Structural Integrity
They are always so funny that it's hard to believe they are actually true... You are surpassing sword to some extent.
Just his topics are excellent. I can't believe it myself, but Muslims threads deserve some kind of appreciation.

Muslim 27 Feb 2003 19:30

Quote:

Originally posted by ELeeming
Listen mate, Carpe Diem, okay? You don't get nothing if you don't ask for it.
well, i cant, because then this other guy would be mad at me, and she would not want me, and also i dont know if i want her kisses out of pity

Muslim 27 Feb 2003 19:32

Quote:

Originally posted by Flavius
stop being ****ing obsessed about girls


work, study, do whatever u want with your life, but stop thinking about girls

that obsession will never let you get a female friend, because u are only thinking of getting laid, and because of that u will never get laid

you see, you dont choose who you like, it just happens.
sad it is that i like any girl who approaches me
its not an obsession, its the way i am

sayonara 27 Feb 2003 19:33

Quote:

Originally posted by Muslim
the sad thing is that it is all true, and i am devastated inside. I could die now
Perhaps if you weren't so worried about where you can go to cry without being seen you might actually have the time in which to do something.

Structural Integrity 27 Feb 2003 19:34

Quote:

Originally posted by Flavius
stop being ****ing obsessed about girls


work, study, do whatever u want with your life, but stop thinking about girls

that obsession will never let you get a female friend, because u are only thinking of getting laid, and because of that u will never get laid

Exactly.... and always remember, a relationship is not about getting laid, or taking advantage of eachothers body. In a good relationship you can extend eachothers personality and fill eachother in when one comes short.

ELeeming 27 Feb 2003 19:35

[SIZE=4]TALK TO HER FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

sayonara 27 Feb 2003 19:35

Quote:

Originally posted by Structural Integrity
In a good relationship you can extend eachothers personality and fill eachother in when one comes short.
I think he's looking for a girl SI :p

Sarina_Joy 27 Feb 2003 19:36

Quote:

Originally posted by Muslim
you see, you dont choose who you like, it just happens.
sad it is that i like any girl who approaches me
its not an obsession, its the way i am

Yeh yeh, you can't help who you fancy, but you can stop yourself from being a complete ****ing moron about it all the time.

Muslim 27 Feb 2003 19:38

Quote:

Originally posted by sayonara
Perhaps if you weren't so worried about where you can go to cry without being seen you might actually have the time in which to do something.
by then all was lost
crying in public would be so embarassing that id be in a even worse shape

plus i know that it wouldnt change anything for me, id still not have her

sayonara 27 Feb 2003 19:39

I meant in general Muslim, not just on that specific occasion.

Be more assertive damn you.

Structural Integrity 27 Feb 2003 19:41

Quote:

Originally posted by sayonara
I think he's looking for a girl SI :p
*paws*



No seriously, people should stop thinking in boxes and categories.
The amount of people who think "tits:up: - no tits:down:" is worrying me.

Muslim 27 Feb 2003 19:44

Quote:

Originally posted by ELeeming
[SIZE=4]TALK TO HER FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]
yes i am going to do this
dont you see the ending on my first post?

Ap0k 27 Feb 2003 19:46

Quote:

Originally posted by Muslim
yes i am going to do this
dont you see the ending on my first post?

heres an amazing alternative.

tell her how you feel and insted of losing a friend u might gain something more. she might even like u more than ur m8. in which case ur sorted.

throwing away friendships is for assholes.

Sarina_Joy 27 Feb 2003 19:46

Quote:

Originally posted by Structural Integrity
No seriously, people should stop thinking in boxes and categories.
The amount of people who think "tits:up: - no tits:down:" is worrying me.


I was recently, and with some passion, told I was wrong when argued that not all men think with their dicks all the time. However it seems in some cases they have nothing else to think with :(

Muslim I advise you get yourself a prostitute asap.

Sarina_Joy 27 Feb 2003 19:55

Quote:

Originally posted by Flavius
:)

The most worrying thing is it was a bunch of guys on irc that were telling me this, and not a group of psychopathic 'feminists'

Muslim 27 Feb 2003 19:57

im really not having a good day
after all this ****, as i was taking the elevator to my workplace the power is cut and i get stucked there for half an hour with two fat ladies who screamed like bitches. i had to leave my cell phone on becouse they were afraid of the dark.

and 2 minutes ago i found a couple of maggots in the very fruit i was having for lunch

crap
this day is ****e

Muslim 27 Feb 2003 20:02

I have a lot to think through in the next week
i have a week of vacations where i will not see her. I must come up with a policy
by now she doesnt ever suspects that i like her. I could just hide this inside me and do not touch in this subject
interesting enough i think that i want to tell her how i feel so that she says "oh thanks god you said that. I love you and, like you, ive been hiding and...."well you got the picture.
but i am 90% sure that if i told her how i feel, it would just ruin our relatioship, like the last girl I like and told her how I feel


i hope the anger i feel now leaves my body
she could really be my friend for life

MrL_JaKiri 27 Feb 2003 20:04

It depends what you want.

The most successful people are people who don't mind being told 'no'.

SilverSmoke 27 Feb 2003 20:07

Am I the only one who gets a bit bored by this already too long running gimmick?

Deffeh 27 Feb 2003 20:09

picking on muslim is nasty

"if you arent naturally picky enough to get a girl without trying and worrying alot then you dont have the right to be sexually active"

i hope you all feel very superior

RiCo 27 Feb 2003 20:12

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverSmoke
Am I the only one who gets a bit bored by this already too long running gimmick?
Us pretty people have a hard time understanding this, but he is infact serious.

Sad people like Muslim excists :/

Structural Integrity 27 Feb 2003 20:12

Quote:

Originally posted by Deffeh
picking on muslim is nasty

"if you arent naturally picky enough to get a girl without trying and worrying alot then you dont have the right to be sexually active"

i hope you all feel very superior

You are assuming too much

KaneED 27 Feb 2003 20:25

OH


JUST

SHUT

THE

****

UP

YOU

FEMININELY

INEPT

FOOL

MrL_JaKiri 27 Feb 2003 20:27

femininely

Deffeh 27 Feb 2003 20:31

Quote:

Originally posted by Structural Integrity
You are assuming too much
really?

Quote:

Originally posted by KaneED
OH


JUST

SHUT

THE

****

UP

YOU

FEMINELY

INEPT

FOOL

oh

KaneED 27 Feb 2003 20:32

Quote:

Originally posted by Deffeh
really?



oh

it's to muslim

Deffeh 27 Feb 2003 20:33

re-read my second post in this thread

KaneED 27 Feb 2003 20:34

Quote:

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
femininely
ta

SilverSmoke 27 Feb 2003 21:00

Quote:

Originally posted by RiCo
Us pretty people have a hard time understanding this, but he is infact serious.

Sad people like Muslim excists :/



Its not the stories that I don't believe, it's the way he tells them and the way he reacts on his fanbase.


he's a gimmick acount 99,9999% sure for me.

Pyr0 MK III 27 Feb 2003 21:06

Muslim, you seriously need to get laid

SilverSmoke 27 Feb 2003 21:15

you are all imbeciles


this gimmick makes you laugh, laugh at this Muslim and you know why? because you recognize yourselves in it, you ****tarts don't understand someone is laughing his ass off all over you all.

I tell you, this is a gimmick and you are all getting trolled for almost a year by someones gimmick account.

Ap0k 27 Feb 2003 21:17

id hardly call it a troll account.

i mean... gimmick or not, its too pathetic to be a troll account... :rolleyes:

RiCo 27 Feb 2003 21:21

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverSmoke
Its not the stories that I don't believe, it's the way he tells them and the way he reacts on his fanbase.


he's a gimmick acount 99,9999% sure for me.

Can it be?

It's to good to be true!?

Woha!

When reflecting over his threads over the last year, you might just be very very right.

Embroglio 27 Feb 2003 21:23

Muslim, you won't find out how she feels if you don't ask.

sayonara 28 Feb 2003 00:55

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverSmoke
you are all imbeciles
this gimmick makes you laugh, laugh at this Muslim and you know why? because you recognize yourselves in it, you ****tarts don't understand someone is laughing his ass off all over you all.

Humouring gimmicks who are this passive is good practice for when we actually have to say and mean stuff.

Muslim 28 Feb 2003 04:06

i dont know why god puts people in the world only to suffer
come on, how many can say that they are 20 and never got any?
there is no god
i lose all the time becouse of bad cards
nature its mean

Starbucks 28 Feb 2003 05:54

Quote:

Originally posted by Muslim
i dont know why god puts people in the world only to suffer
come on, how many can say that they are 20 and never got any?
there is no god
i lose all the time becouse of bad cards
nature its mean

life kicks you in the ass, but all you gotta do is get up again



and tap a fat chick, its all good

xtrasyn 28 Feb 2003 08:17

Re: maybe im not going to have a girl who is a friend of mine, afterall
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Muslim
so yesterday me, 2 buddies and this chick who used to be my friend went out nightclubbing. Then this guy started putting his tongue down her throat, and I felt really bad, and went to the bathroom to cry and all. later on I returned and waited for like 30 mins until they stopped kissing, then i said i was going home, and it was 1:20 am what is extremely early, unusual for me


then she grabbed my arm and asked me not to go, and she wouldnt let go of me
i kissed her in the cheek and said i had a headache, and said goodbye for everyone. the guy who kissed her seemed happy.

as i went home i felt like screming. i got home and grabbed a pillow, put it in my mouth and screamed for like 10 mins. then i chainsmoked a pack while watching music videos. i could not get sleep.

the thing is that any girl who tries to be my friend is endangered. This is the second event in 5 months. exactely the same chain of events. I dont think I will ever be able to have a friend of the female sex. Unless I have a girlfriend first.
sad to know this
next time i see her i will tell her that i was never her friend, all i wanted was to hump her, and hope she doest get too annoyed


I canṫ tell you any story that will help, but I will tell you what is the understatement of the year.

It's this:

"Muslim has Issues"

Zapman 28 Feb 2003 08:25

Here's another one.

"We can't help you, only you can."


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