Body Hair...
Ok, as some of you know I have a bit of an obsession with body hair, or more precisely, a complete hate of it.
Now, being a formerly fat bastard, I have always been hairy, infact, I was acting as an extra in planet of the apes without wearing a costume. I've been shaving my chest and stomach for about 6 months now, just a couple of times a month, not so much to keep it bald, but just to keep the hair in check. However another problem is arising, the hair around my arse is so thick you could practically braid it these days, and its starting to interfere with everydays activities (cue obvious gay-sex punchline) like taking a ****. The thing is, its starting to annoy me now, something needs to be done, but, is it wise to start waving a razor around my arse, and will it cause more hassle than its worth? ie, having stubble on my arse? Any help appreciated, etc. |
Wax it baby, Wax it.
Zak |
[comedy option] Back, Crack and Sack [/comedy]
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These are your options:
* Pour hot wax on your arse and stick some cloth on it, then get someone to yank the cloth away * Use a razor, mach 3 etc * Use electrolysis, its a technique they use to remove hair * My cousin does this on her eyebrows - you get 2 pieces of string, and twist them around trapping the hairs in between them, then you just yank the string away taking the hairs with them * Use Immac hair removal cream, so it just desolves the hair away - might wana be careful this stuff dont get in the wrong place. * Let a Gay virgin have sex with you up the arse so the friction just burns the hair away (my favourite) |
rids you make me laugh so much....
(no. you really do.) p.s. sorry about your hair problem. |
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Re: Body Hair...
try those electric razors for the hair, and trim it... or if u're feeling adventurous use a scissor
but u might want to ask someone to help u with it |
use scissors to trim it.
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this calls for a machete.
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just pull it out when you are wiping your arse*
*this may take a very long time |
Things may not go according to plan
I'd hate for you to experiance the same :down: Although it would be highly entertaining.. |
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"Ill Shag it" |
Do us all a favour and kill yourself.
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thats the most LOL thing in ages. now friends, planetarions, GDers, lend me your eyes. Lets be honest lads, 90% of us have hairy arses, tis ok, thats what being a man is all about. Dont ever shave. Just wipe and flush, wipe and flush. I soon realised at the age of around 11 (when my body freaked out and i briefly developed breasts whilst getting hair in places i didnt think needed any, ie in my pubes and arse, i mean they were hairyless for the first decade of my life when i was at my most vurnerable, so why on earth does evolution think i need it now!!!!!, personally i think a study needs to be conducted to find out what percentage of transexuals beomce females just to get rid of the hair) well anyways, noone ever said you had to flush once, personally i wipe my arse several times then flush, wipe my arse several times then flush again, in this way i dont block the bog with paper, and ensure that my botty is nice and crap free. The person in the link above would have saved a lot of trouble if only he'd spent a little more time in the bog, remember gents, wipe and flush twice. Its the mark of the real man. |
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You really DO have A LOT of hair growing in your arse if it's such a problem to you Rids. You can of course reserve a session from a local beauty care, and surprise them.
Oh that would be worth a candid camera scene. |
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You can even pull while getting your ass-cheecks trimmed!
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Yes, Rad, then go ask the gorgeous blonde how much it costs to have your arsehair shaven around here. And if she could do it if it's possible. And if it's cheap enough to fit Rids' budget.
Wonder if they shave genital hair too in beauty salons. |
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An excellent idea. Rids could have his arse shaved LIVE on television, on that crappy 'The Salon' show on E4 |
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Eeww! I don't want to see a hairy arse! NOOOOOO!!!! |
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Set the hairs on fire. It will fix the problem easily.
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I saw something like it on Eurotrash excpet the people styling it were women. |
It's discrimination to say a woman can't be a gay man.
They can even be prime minister! |
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