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I think this officially ends the "Paedo" jokes, and replaces them with "Whiny Crybaby" jokes.

Everytime someone complains bitterly about something, we just refer to it as "Doing a Dace". :)

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I thought that was 'Doing a Deffeh', with emphasis on the bitter?

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You mentioned sex, and then you say your body failed.
I thought somat else was up (or not as the case may be!) so heh - and the horoscope thing was funny, she blatantly knew what it said

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I'd rather the paedo jokes continue.

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Don't i know it (the bitch).

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I really like personal threads! Makes me feel like you are my friend! A friend abroad! how crazy is that???

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It's TOTALLY crazy!!!

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i think you may be right here jonny, i must admit dace, as someone who doesnt have the best of luck with the ladies (including just haveing been dumped by text message for the second time in a row)
i still laughed
sorry

we all heard it, just in case he decides to change it later, dace would rather be a paedo than a crybaby!

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Hey guys, dont be cruel to Dace.

























































YOU MIGHT MAKE HIM CRY

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At least you have enough luch to get with women.

At the moment i dont even seem to have that.

I'd swap places any day.





Too true.

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I have to admit this reply took longer to appear than i expected.

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made me laugh like hell though :)

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Well at least some good is coming from my misery then \o/

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I forgot

[sarcasm]

\o/

[/sarcasm]

tags.

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hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
hey, anything that distract me from my own [sarcasm] fantastic [/sarcasm] love life will make me laugh at the moment

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So does this new ex of yours go to the same pub as the other 3 seem to hang out in?

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no, thank god, which can only be a good thing the ways things have been going lately

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RR ... are all your exes slutty?

[/totally innocent question]

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thats just it, not really, i can still try and set you up with my psycho ex if you want though, as she is a bit

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Sounds like a plan.

A mutually beneficial plan.

You don't have to worry about a psycho ex for a bit.

I get laid.

THERE ARE NO LOSERS!

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Does the fact shes a pscyco not put u off slightly!? Or is that a turn on?

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More a turn on than anything else.

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How exactly? The unknown? Unpredictability?

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It's probably something to do with the whole when she hits me i'd feel morally obligated to hit her back (literally "striking a blow for equality").

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So it's ok to hit women? Or only in self defence? Or is retaliation ok?

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rule 1: never hit a woman
this has got me into so much trouble i cant even ****ing describe, i have even been known to stick up for women i dont ****ing know if a man hits them and i see it fs
men who hit women are worse than scum :(

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what if she enjoys it?

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In future dace, obey the rules if you want to get laid.


Rule one: If she's fit and fine she's totally mine.
Rule two: If she's drinking hard don't stray too far.
Rule three: If she's going back with you you've made the breakthrough.
Rule four: If she's unconscious on the floor you're gonna score!

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^ Winnar!

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different situation, i was talking about actual hitting, rather than sex play, which i know plenty of ppl who like, and as long as you both know what you are doing, no harm will come of it.

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Pah!

Deep down you KNOW every girl likes to be slapped around a bit.

Anyways it's not like id do it all the time.

If she doesnt want to be hit then all she has to do is not hit me.

Simple plan etc.

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Dear diary

Today the internet made me laugh

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looking like you do, i am suprised that has ever worked :(

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Sorry for bumping, i hadn't realised. A nasty person gave me the link and I thought it was a new one :(

SORRY

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And the reason for the bump is?!

Edit: efb :p

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I didn't realise I had done a bump until i checked the dates

Read my posts

\o/

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So this thread is still here? shouldnt exist something against blogs in here? Or people complaining/commenting about their personal lives and experiences? Cos frankly i dont think this is the place for these kinds of stuff

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Your best ever post.

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I actually didn't laugh at the story.

Not even a smile, instead I tried to empathize with the situation and how awkward it must be for him, and then grinned satisfied at the thought of him being discomforted for the rest of his imminent working career. Alas I now find out this is an old thread, still for 20 seconds I was genuinely pleased by a Dace thread.