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Reidy 7 Apr 2005 22:53

[Football] Songs
 
Was just thinking whats the favourite song u sing at ure football club

Sunderland have just got a new one:

(Sung to the tune of Blaydon Races)

Boooooooowyer Lad...
U shud av seen it comin!!!
Fastest punch u ever seen...
U shud av kept on runnin.

Shearer, Shepherad all had frowns upon their faces...
Dyer did'nt pass to yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu! !!!
Cos ur a fcukin racist!!!

Lupin 7 Apr 2005 22:55

Re: [Football] Songs
 
GEH

DOCH

ZU

HAUSE

DU ALTE SCHEISSE

GEH DOCH ZU HAUSE, BLEIB NICH HIER

SilverSmoke 7 Apr 2005 22:58

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De beste club van Nederland,
da's Feyenoord, Feyenoord,
Kameraden hand in hand voor Feyenoord ole,
Feyenoord, Feyenoord, wat gaan we doen vandaag,
Wij gaan winnen, alleen met hoeveel is de vraag,
We zullen ze laten beven, ze zullen wat beleven,
Feyenoord, Feyenoord, Feyenoord ole

MrL_JaKiri 7 Apr 2005 23:25

Re: [Football] Songs
 
Hooooooooooolio! OH!

Ste 7 Apr 2005 23:26

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You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips
You're trying hard not to show it, baby
But baby, baby I know it

You've lost that lovin' feeling
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
You've lost that lovin' feeling
Now it's gone, gone, gone, wooooooh

Now there's no welcome look in your eyes when I reach for you
And now your're starting to criticize little things I do
It makes me just feel like crying, baby
'Cause baby, something beautiful's dying

You've lost that lovin' feeling
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
You've lost that lovin' feeling
Now it's gone, gone, gone, wooooooh

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you
If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah
We had a love, a love, a love you don't find everyday
So don't, don't, don't, don't let it slip away

Baby, baby, baby, baby
I beg of you please, please
I need your love, I need your love
I need your love, I need your love
So bring it on back, so bring it on back
Bring it on back, so bring it on back

Bring back that lovin' feeling
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
Bring back that lovin' feeling
'Cause it's gone, gone, gone

And I can't go on, no

Bring back that lovin' feeling
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
Bring back that lovin' feeling
'Cause it's gone, gone, gone

Ste 7 Apr 2005 23:27

Re: [Football] Songs
 
You are my Forest
My only Forest
You make me happy,
When skies are grey
You never notice
How much I love you
So please don't take,
My Forest away

MrL_JaKiri 7 Apr 2005 23:27

Re: [Football] Songs
 
Shear*r is a wanker! He wears (etc)

[edit]

Marty Poom Marty Poom, Marty Marty Poom
He gets the ball he scores a goal
Marty Marty Poom!

[edit2]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Ste 7 Apr 2005 23:29

Re: [Football] Songs
 
STAND UP, IF YOU HATE DERBY
STAND UP, IF YOU HATE DERBY
STAND UP, IF YOU HATE DERBY
etc

Ste 7 Apr 2005 23:30

Re: [Football] Songs
 
just imagine this pic with the songs above not the shit that we're in right now :(

1-X 7 Apr 2005 23:40

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let's make some new (and honest) ones :D

eg.

shearer is a striker
we're jealous of his skill
newcastle won't be going down
but next year sunderland will

stand up, if you define yourselves by neighbouring rivalry rather than on-the-pitch achievements
stand up, if you define yourselves by neighbouring rivalry rather than on-the-pitch achievements
stand up, if you define yourselves by neighbouring rivalry rather than on-the-pitch achievements
etc

MrL_JaKiri 7 Apr 2005 23:41

Re: [Football] Songs
 
Wolves are shit
Wolves are shit
Wolves are shit
They're managed by a tosser.

1-X 7 Apr 2005 23:42

Re: [Football] Songs
 
actually I quite like Glenda and rather hope he stays :eek: (though your point still stands)

furball 8 Apr 2005 00:01

Re: [Football] Songs
 
something about Sylvie? *looks to the dutchies for help*

Stew 8 Apr 2005 00:10

Re: [Football] Songs
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Marty Poom Marty Poom, Marty Marty Poom
He gets the ball he scores a goal
Marty Marty Poom!

:(


Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_L
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

I still claim credit for this, being at Old Trafford at his Derby debut and shouting this.

Also I'd like to add:
Hark now hear,
The Derby Sing,
When Forest ran away, (Ran away,)
'Cause we will fight forever more,
Because of Boxing Day.

Kurashima 8 Apr 2005 00:12

Re: [Football] Songs
 
Theres only one Iain Dowie
And hes ****ing uuuuuuuuuuuuugly
Theres only one Iain Dowie
Frank-en-steins Monster
He looks like Frank-en-steins monster
Frank-en-steins Monnnnnnnnnnnster

pig 8 Apr 2005 00:22

Re: [Football] Songs
 
**** em all
**** em all
blues, baggies and walsall
cos we are the villa and we are the best
we are the villa so **** all the rest

hello hello,
we are the villa boys
hello hello,
we are the villa boys
and if your city fan surrender or you'll die
cus we all follow the villa

I have seen the glory of the Villa win the cup,
7 times we've won it no one else can catch us up,
We are the chosen few we are the boys in claret and blue,
and the villa go marching on on on,
GLORY GLORY ASTON VILLA, GLORY GLORY ASTON VILLA,
GLORY GLORY ASTON VILLA AND THE VILLA GO MARCHING ON ON ON!!

Support your local team.
Support your local team.
You dirty glory hunters
You dirty glory hunters
You dirty glory hunters...
Support your local team.

Birmingham, are you listening
To the song, we are singing
Were walking along
Singing our song
Shitting on the city as we gooooo

Birmingham city,
Birmingham city,
100 years and won **** all,
Birmingham city.

Dace 8 Apr 2005 00:43

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When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark.

At the end of the storm
There's a golden sky
And the sweet silver
Song of a lark.

Walk on through the wind

Walk on through the rain

Though your dreams
Be tossed and blown.

Walk on
walk on

With hope in your hearts

I And you'll never walk alone

You'll never walk alone.

Walk on
walk on
. . .

Dace 8 Apr 2005 00:44

Re: [Football] Songs
 
That song gets me "emotional" every time *sniff*

JonnyBGood 8 Apr 2005 00:47

Re: [Football] Songs
 
That's not so bad I get emotional to Mr. Vain by Culture Beat.

Rids 8 Apr 2005 13:07

Re: [Football] Songs
 
To be honest, my favourite football song of all time is 'Walk On' - it almost makes me want to be a Liverpool fan. Except they're all thieving crack head scouse ****s who should die.

'Up your arse, and up your arse
Stick the blue flag up your arse
Stamford Bridge to Highbury
We stick the blue flag up your arse'

or

'Sign On
Sign On
With a pen in your hand
and you'll never get a job
you'll neeeeeevvvvveeeer get a job'

CrazySpoon 8 Apr 2005 13:10

Re: [Football] Songs
 
JJJJOOOOODUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!
JJJJOOOOODUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!
JJJJOOOOODUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!
Etc.

KoeN 11 Apr 2005 09:45

Re: [Football] Songs
 
HASJ
COKE
EN PILLEN
ZO GAAN WIJ 'S ZONDAGS OP PAD
DAN SPEELT ONS TWENTE
JA DAN GEBEURT ER WEER WAT
WILDE TAFERELEN
ALS ER EEN GOAL WORDT GEMAAKT
MAAR ER VALLEN WEKEN TRANEN
ALS ONS TWENTE WORDT GEKRAAKT

KoeN 11 Apr 2005 10:04

Re: [Football] Songs
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonentity
something about Sylvie? *looks to the dutchies for help*


sylvie is de hoer van amsterdam
sylvie is de hoer van amsterdam
sylvie is de hoer, sylvie is de hoer
sylvie is de hoer van amsterdam



or our variant:

de vrouw van van der vaart
van der vaart, van der vaart
de vrouw van van der vaart
verdient haar centen hier op straat

Deffeh 12 Apr 2005 14:49

Re: [Football] Songs
 
Who's that lying in Pittodrie?
Who's that lying by the sea?
Looks like Iain Durrant to me
Neil Simpson's ****ed his knee
And he won't play for rangers any more...

Obviously "Its a grand old team to play for" which has been stolen by more teams than youd think possible considering its actual title is "The celtic song"

Several crap Scottish clubs have been known to sing:

"We're Shite! But we're staying up! We're shite! but we're staying up" to the tune of stand up for the champions.

I have to admit, despite being a celtic fan, i have to laugh when the hearts fans sing "Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands?" (to "oh you canny push yer granny off the bus)

Phang 12 Apr 2005 17:33

Re: [Football] Songs
 
We've played in South Morrocco,
And we've played in the USA,
But the greatest game in history,
Was the game on New Years Day,
7-0!

also

(excerpt)
h-e-a
r-t-s
and if you cannae spell it here's what it says.
SHITE, SHITE, GLORIOUS SHITE
it's down at tynecastle they hide
the boys in maroon are the shite o' the toon
and auld elvis is a wanker


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