The Lizard People - Round 95
 

Ssssalutations mammals,

With Havoc coming to a close, it is time for us to reveal our true intention.

Who are we?

We have been given many names through the annals of history. The Illuminati, The Freemasons, the Hermetic Order, Reptoids or simply “The Lizard People”. Many of the ramblings that you heard from the Conspiracy Theorists, which you dismissed as crazy preaching, were indeed based on truths.

Since the catastrophic events of Robmageddon were unleashed upon the universe, we have had to slither out of the shadows and reveal ourselves in order to bring a sense of order to the Universe.

A devoted cult* of zealots have been growing, worshipping the true power of the Lizard. These cultists will be entering an alliance in the next round, and there are a limited number of spaces for new recruits.

Tell me more about the alliance…

Ahhh, you want to know more? Wise you are warm-blood!

The alliance is being overseen by a large group of experienced players across our HCs and Officers. Our core ethos will be based on fun and fair play. We have 3 main rules…

- No Ego
- No Emo
- No Emu (like seriously, they are all ugly and awkward and have been our bitter rivals since the great war between Lizards and Emus in the 1500’s).

We can provide credits to all players requiring them and we will have our own end of round raffle for all our members to celebrate our first round in the public eye.

All we expect of you is you follow the rules above, play an honest and fair game, and set an AF when you can’t be available.

Ssssounds amazing. Ssssign me up…

If you’re interested in joining the cult or finding out more information, enter our secret Lizard Lobby. Link found in my signature.

Or speak to one of our Lizard approved recruitment cultists.

System - (@System_Zac on TG, Zac A#0569 on Discord)
Methodman - (@oMeTH0dMaNo on TG, xAntosx#3016 on Discord)
Matt - (@Aristotle19 on TG, Aristotle#7905 on Discord)
Amy - (@TreeRat on TG)
Sarlacc - (@Sarlaccpit on TG)

We hope to see some of you in the alliance for next round.

Many thanks,

Moriarty The Lizard


*Definitely a cult

Re: The Lizard People - Round 95
 

As a Lizard Person myself, I wholeheartedly approve of this message.

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Salute the lizards

Re: The Lizard People - Round 95
 

It is good to finally know the truth! I wish you good luck on the battlefield for the next round. It is much harder since you are all out in the open now. No more shadow warfare.

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It would appear this recruitment thread has made national news in the UK.

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Is lizardking with you?
If he's not have you got his permission?