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People may say I am a nut and that I am delusional but I would like to share something that my wife put on her blog. What she wrote is just shocking to me. I have never cheated on my wife and since the first time we were together I have never been with anyone else. My wife does not believe this and has created a fictional soap-opera world where I am some kind of Don Juan romancing other women and such. Here is the work of fiction she produced:

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Originally Posted by travler's wife

My Husband’s Girlfriend Blog

The man I married has an ugly secret. He had an affair with a poor resemblance of a female named Jessica. He went to University with her and luckily enough, they graduated together. They share a passion for smoking together. travler's mother and Aunt fawned all over her during the graduation ceremony while referring to me as his worst mistake. I got to sit at another table all by myself during the luncheon.

travler told me that she turned him down for a date before she found out he was married. Apparently being a taken man is irresistible for a girl like her. *Who’s down with OPP?*

They did not sever their friendship after we got married and the affair must have carried on through a few years of our marriage. Actually it still goes on because she stopped into visit me at my job last Thursday with her mother. I sort of get her and her mother mixed up and I wish that she would show up alone so I would recognize her much better. She is still in her late 20’s. Sad.

Time has not been so kind to Jessica. She is still unmarried and she has packed on some pounds without giving birth to 4 children. Her hair is long just like my husband likes it. She has that trashy with money look and it doesn’t really work for her. travler loves that look! In truth, Jessica is the embodiment of everything that attracts him to women. At risk of sounding judgmental towards the woman who takes the edge off my marriage, cheap and easy would be the best description.

It gets me to wondering why he married me since I am nothing like the choice of women that turn him on. I certainly would understand our marriage better if he were attracted to women like Queen Lattifa, Eva Longoria or Salma Hyack.

I am sorry, I digress. Anyways, these two harpies take great joy in visiting me at our different homes right after we move to fill me in on the progress of her relationship with him. Naturally, travler is never home when this occurs so the ambush is more appreciated. travler accuses me of making up their taunting visits as an excuse for attention from him. TRUST ME, I don’t want attention from an adulterer!

By Jessica’s impeccable timing, she was late showing up with her mother to my job. They bought the two smallest and cheapest drinks on the menu, nonfat. As if that would make a difference!

She sweetly asked me to pass along a message to travler for her and then changed her mind and said she would deliver it to him personally. I hope they have a lovely time together! If you ask me, I think they deserve each other and wish them well whenever they both have to make his and hers trips to the free clinic because I don’t want what she’ll pass on to travler.

I almost miscarried our daughter during one of her visits. travler was mad because he missed seeing her and was worried I was rude to her and her mother. Well, all I can say to that is that they both can pucker up and kiss my Christ-like posterior! I am sick and tired of living with the hypocrisy and double standards! I wish them well! Perhaps now, after he leaves, I’ll have a happy marriage without him! They deserve each other and exactly what they get for making me pay for his sins on this issue!

I have had enough!!! I am sooo done with this marriage! I am through!!! Bring on more bad news my way devil and I will continue to make lemonade!!! God bless!

Maybe this women I don't really know did come into my wife's work. I don't know because I was not there. But this is just crazy to me. I really cannot believe this. I graduated in 2000

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Divorce her; then sue her.

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It gets me to wondering why he married me since I am nothing like the choice of women that turn him on. I certainly would understand our marriage better if he were attracted to women like Queen Lattifa

Is she rotund?

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Eva Longoria or Salma Hyack

or delusional?

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maybe you just need to sit her down with this woman and talk things over. She may be a little paranoid so some 'sucking up' wouldnt go amiss. Anyhow thats my advice but sounds as if you need to do something before she leaves.

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Originally Posted by milo

Is she rotund?

Yes she is overweight and not proportionally. All her weight in in her stomach so sometimes people think she is pregnant. If she lost the weight she would be hot.

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Travler a Don Juan, that's the best laugh I've had all day.

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well its obviously not true, i agree you should sit down with your wife and discuss it, it may just be that she thinks her life isnt interesting enough for a blog so is creating a story.

Did/do your relatives compare your wife to Jessica in the early days ?
Does your wife think that she might be too uneducated for you ?
Does Jessica come to visit her without your wife telling you about it ?
Could your wife be jealous of your friendship with jessica ?
Does she for some reason fear loosing you ?

are the questions that come to mind.

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Divorce her. Leave.

She gave you an awesome reason to make, probably the best decision you'll ever going to make in your life.

You don't need a wife anyway.

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asking gd for serious advice is a bad idea.
the pair of you talk it over though, and go to counselling if that fails

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It's Salma Hayek, let her know about her typo and thus what a worthless human being she is and as a result what a worthless human being you are

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Posrep: Cool, you're married to a mentalist. Should she have any more antics please inform us in the way of a well written story. If she goes mental and starts damaging people perhaps you could write a book about it afterwards?

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You should sleep with Jessica. If you're going to be punished for the crime, you may as well commit it in the first place!

:salute:

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You're wife calls you travler, how awsome is that!

How did you find this blog? Does she now you read it?

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Originally Posted by wife

and kiss my Christ-like posterior!

burn her for blasphemy

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Come to think about it I'm sure I've seen this in a movie. If not, well I'm copywriting the idea riight now.

patent pending!

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kick her and tell her to hurry up

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Confront your wife.

Maybe this is guilt because of the affair she is having?

Probably not though, just talk it through with her.

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is it wrong that i find myself disliking you more and more with every post i try (and sometimes even sucseed) to read?

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Didnt God guide you to marry this woman?

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Why did you let her access the interweb anyway?
Who knows how this sick medium has perverted her narrow mind

You've called this upon yourself tbh
Now you will have to beat her to win her respect back again

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It sounds to me like she's a fatty, and as we all know

Nobody
but
nobody
likes
a
fatty.

Especially
Dace

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Christ, general discussions has morphed into GBS.

(divorce btw)

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shoot her in the face ....

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with cum not bullets!

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i think dace is learning to love fatties :)

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oh and obligatory :

you should've had ....

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God would have killed travler if he really did have an extra marital affair.

So the fact he is still here and annoying us is proof of his innocence.

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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov

Didnt God guide you to marry this woman?

I think he's previously attested that he was married long before his 'conversion' to Christianity.

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Well, I've searched google using phrases from your wife's blog and I can't find her site. This thread really needs a URL.

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Originally Posted by jt25man

I think he's previously attested that he was married long before his 'conversion' to Christianity.

Damn, it was a thing just waiting to get mentioned :(

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if you divorce her do you get punished in heaven? which christan sect is that? christ, i need to learn about christ.

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Originally Posted by All Systems Go

You're wife calls you travler, how awsome is that!

How did you find this blog? Does she now you read it?

I changed it from my actual name to travler. She has a personal blog and I am listed as one of her friends. Several members of our church read her blog so Sunday should prove quite interesting.

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Maybe she's doing Pastor Dave.

Funny shit though dude, this thread amuses me :up:

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Originally Posted by Travler's Wife

I have had enough!!! I am sooo done with this marriage! I am through!!! Bring on more bad news my way devil and I will continue to make lemonade!!! God bless!

I never thought I'd find someone who loves using exclamation marks as much as me! It's like we're made for each other! When you get divorced can I have your wife?! We can be surprised and excited about every statement we make together!

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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

Maybe she's doing Pastor Dave.

Interesting love triangle, his wife sleeping with his secret gay lover.

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its sunday - i wait impatiently for what happens

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Originally Posted by jt25man

I think he's previously attested that he was married long before his 'conversion' to Christianity.

There must have been a

'What the ****? She's a fatty, God help me!'

moment on their wedding night that caused this conversion.

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There's far too much conjecture in this thread. It needs visual proof to whether she is or is not fat.

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maybe it is just a fantasy she is writing out, she wants to be a female cuckold

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Originally Posted by Malak

maybe it is just a fantasy she is writing out, she wants to be a female cuckold

Probably bored.

And that she's becoming attention-seeking too.

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Have you seen that OJ book that nearly got distributed?

you might get some teachings there

teeheee:p

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Originally Posted by Travler

People may say I am a nut and that I am delusional but I would like to share something that my wife put on her blog.

And now people think not only you are a nut and delusional, but your wife is aswell.

You think you're the next reincarnation of jezus and your wife thinks she's Queen Lattifa, Eva Longoria or Salma Hayek. What a couple.

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bloody women, cant say much more

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give them a break pilgrim, it's only for a few days every month :salute:

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Originally Posted by Tomkat

give them a break pilgrim, it's only for a few days every month :salute:

That's some clever shit right there TK. I love the way you manipulate the very soul, the very heart of Pilgrim's post and change it around 100% to ANOTHER LEVEL.

Genius I say, GENIUS!

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Jessica is someone you barely know?

Is she making up the part about you graduating with her?

If she is making all of this up, then she has some very serious problems which need to be dealt with, not bitched about.

She sounds like a person who is very jealous, or she is a person who is working herself up to end a realationship which she wants to end but doesn't want to take the responsibility for ending. She can do this by justifying her actions; or she can make you so angry that you take some percipitous step. If she has worked her self up to such a state, you can probably start looking for a room and checking the child support tables in your locality.

Probably, one or the other of you will have to find a different church to attend as the congregation will ultimately have to choose sides, whether they should or not.

Good luck. You are going to need it.

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I'm inclined to believe that Travler has been influenced by Tomkat* and has made this thing up...

*I would have said "caught cancer" but the cancer jokes are a little old now :(

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Just declare a Jihad on her ass, or is that the wrong religion?

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Originally Posted by Hebdomad

Well, I've searched google using phrases from your wife's blog and I can't find her site. This thread really needs a URL.

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-DHTnr...5&mx=552&lmt=5

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Wow.

I say to help out GD solidarity we should all signup to "yahoo 360" and post comments supporting traveler.

I cant signup as its blocked at work but I am going to say that me and the boys from the vatican are going to ex communicate her for daring to divorce travler!

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Originally Posted by Proteus

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-DHTnr...5&mx=552&lmt=5

She is a fatty!

What was it about fatties again?