Braap Braap
 

For the past few weeks I have been sent to the office in one of the ghettos of birmingham. Which is cool with me. Its always quieter and easier work.

However about 4pm after the schools finished there were a group of kids hanging outside my office building.

I heard shouting and shit so went to the window.

Next 30 minutes was comedy.

Kid A twats Kid B with a brick.

Kids A mates start kicking the shit out of Kid B

Kids B mates come and all hell breaks loose.

Kids A mates run off.

Kids B standing and laughing.

Kid A comes back with a gun.

From the middle of nowhere someone stabs Kid A.

8 police cars and a riot van come.

Everyone runs off.




















Apparently no one was seriously hurt, it was a fake gun and the stab wound wasnt that bad.

Re: Braap Braap
 

Take an air rifle to work and you could have some real good fun.

Re: Braap Braap
 

At least noone was fencesitting i guess... :(

Re: Braap Braap
 

Comedy genius!

Re: Braap Braap
 

You could have thrown something out of the window and twatted one of them? Might ensure that the other gang don't bother you as you helped them \o/

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Buy one of those Megaphones with the Siren built in, then when you see the kids turn the siren on and watch them run like hell. It's damn funny. We sold them at a place I used to work, and every once in a great while I'd show one off to a customer, and go outside with it and turn it on, I swore at least 2-3 times I saw out of the corner of my eye someone take off running.

Re: Braap Braap
 

Braap Braap :up:

Re: Braap Braap
 

Be thankful you're not working in Nottingham.

Re: Braap Braap
 

I always thought the correct spelling was Brrrrup, rolling the Rs and all that.

Re: Braap Braap
 

I think not...mr old man

Re: Braap Braap
 

i always thought it was brrrrrrrrrrrrrrra brrrrrrrrrrra etc:(

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wagwan dem kids iz ruudies n chavs innit, best 2 leave dem kids b

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Why not? Young man.

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We needed to know because??

Re: Braap Braap
 

Well if Tom does it, it must be cool!!!

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They've got to be black kids right?

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Yea ;/

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The Burgers and the Johnsons gangs, lol.

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I work in Nottingham.
Well, am based there.

Re: Braap Braap
 

You sold out :(

Re: Braap Braap
 

I lived in Nottingham for 18 years and didn't see anything too bad.

I move to Birmingham and get two stabbings round the corner, see a guy get slashed with a knife, and have another guy try to stab someone with a syringe.

In a month.

Re: Braap Braap
 

Sounds like you need some popcorn. That way you can enjoy the show and still have something to throw at them if needed.

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Welcome to Birmingham

Re: Braap Braap
 

I thought this thread was going to be about Peter Kays gun noises :P

Re: Braap Braap
 

It probably just depends on where you live.
Here in London, in some places there isn't that much trouble (a stabbing rarely happens where I live) whereas there are other places that are hotspots for these types of things (there's a stabbing or something every day in South London)

Re: Braap Braap
 

Given the size of South London this would hardly be that shocking though.

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And Villa supporters wonder why they fail to attract big players :)

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In a month, I get 6 separate shootings (one died) and a rape (at the park across my apartment).

All of them in my area (anywhere that's 10 mins away from me).

All of them are connected to each other.

Re: Braap Braap
 

You win.



Keep your fingers crossed! :)

Re: Braap Braap
 

Some people accused me of exaggerating things but I hear shots at first and then police sirens everywhere.

The rape took place while I was at work. I just saw the yellow "Can you help?" sign.

Re: Braap Braap
 

Is it coincidence that you saw all this stuff ?! I think you are the perp!

What area in Birmingham is this pig ?

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It's not shit!

Re: Braap Braap
 

Ok, let me rephrase - there's a stabbing or incident every day in some parts of South London.

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Perry Barr