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CBA 24 May 2012 23:53

Be careful - new rat tactic
 
j0j0j0j0j00j0j0

I hear there is chance rat can do 5 in 5... That's either equal or better than Ascendancy's epic wins...

While that's all very well and good I've had epic news bulletin to report from #ultrat.hq

Their plan has been FIRST RELEASED HERE.

Step by Step Guide

1. Kick those worthless emo baddies from last round (Hi cha!)
2. Recruit better players than last round
3. Purchase morale boosting pills from lithuania (YES THEY ARE LEGAL)

Now pay close attention

4. NO TAGGING
5. Half ally to do RAT BPs and not allow none rat's ingal or interact with other gal mates
6. Other half ally to do Fence BPs &&&&& Fakenick providing their BPs are swarn to secrecy

Back to enhancing solutions

7. Take those morale boosting pills from lithuania
8. Less emo and more VNC by good planet managers (THIS IS A RUMOUR AND I DO NOT HAVE EVIDENCE - a vicious rumour at that)
9. Crying pre round (to release the emotion)


*** HOWEVER, FEAR NOT MY MINIONS

*WE SHALL ALL WORK TOGETHER TO KILL RAT ONCE AND FOR ALL
*WE MUST INFILTRATE #rat.priv and steal their intelligence
*WE WILL HIT THEM CONTINUOUSLY FROM TICK 24 to tick 1124

*WE WILL FOLLOW OUR LEADER'S INTO BATTLE

*WE WILL JIHAD WHERE NECESSARY (for Jihad advice talk to nelito or |darky|

*WE WILL HAVE FAITH IN OURSELVES AND Work together, to get the job done...

*WE CAN FIX IT

*YES WE CAN.

Your higher being,
CBA

baggy 25 May 2012 00:05

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CBA (Post 3215856)

*WE WILL HIT THEM CONTINUOUSLY FROM TICK 24 to tick 1124

CBA

they might win in the last 53 ticks...

Kaiba 25 May 2012 05:50

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damn you stole my line!!!

CBA 25 May 2012 09:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by baggy (Post 3215857)
they might win in the last 53 ticks...

Are you insane kid?

NEVER EVER hit an alliance for the entire round... Not only is that cruel, but then they can say afterwards, " HEY C'MON GUYS WE WERE HIT CONTINUOUSLY ALL ROUND ".

With 53 ticks, at least they have a shot at winning or erm doing something

:banana:

baggy 25 May 2012 10:00

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I think that just indicates how pedantic people can be on here! But yes you have a point and in line with that I think you need to raise the length of time you spend being hostile to them to 1171 (that way they get a last chance to do one lolwave with fi/co)

VenoX 25 May 2012 11:00

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Well that was a waste of my life, how about giving me that minute back CBA.

CBA 25 May 2012 16:43

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Quote:

Originally Posted by VenoX (Post 3215871)
Well that was a waste of my life, how about giving me that minute back CBA.

I sell back for 3 picked strawberries from ireland pal


Need help cardi out over there - It's been really hawt.

Amazee 25 May 2012 17:03

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CBA are you a retard..?

Mzyxptlk 25 May 2012 18:00

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No, he isn't. He's learning from Max. He's making great progress. The next lesson will be bragging about how his shoes are the best thing since sliced bread. (Though, of course, being just an amateur myself, I can't quite capture the spirit of Max' vocabulary. I try, though.)

j0j0j0j0

Amazee 25 May 2012 18:38

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lmao

CBA 27 May 2012 23:29

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzyxptlk (Post 3215883)
No, he isn't. He's learning from Max. He's making great progress. The next lesson will be bragging about how his shoes are the best thing since sliced bread. (Though, of course, being just an amateur myself, I can't quite capture the spirit of Max' vocabulary. I try, though.)

j0j0j0j0

j0j0j0 pal that's isn't quite right je?

Maxine is hardly online these days...

However, one thing I will say in Max's defence (Max is in court as witness for a high profile case.. Cain's gf is being proslcuted by the infamous, lith dictator, cardinichshirokski for extending lith winter by 3 fckin months... She decided to spend the winter bending over putting slug pellets down j0), he does have some serious, serious swagger...

I have actually taken some of the swagger myself and started plastering it all over facebook

mAaauUU mau MaaaAuuuau

HRH_H_Crab 31 May 2012 17:32

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Best comedy propaganda thread since the last CBA comedy propaganda thread.

:up:

Cain 4 Jun 2012 08:31

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CBA pal, i wont forget u dissing me like this. We need to talk when you get back from arab land

Mikee 5 Jun 2012 15:40

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Cain (Post 3216003)
CBA pal, i wont forget u dissing me like this. We need to talk when you get back from arab land

PUH LEASE, like this poor homeless chav tramp can afford the flight fare to dubai let alone living it up out there................... :yawn:

Mzyxptlk 5 Jun 2012 17:29

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That is the worst graphical representation of the :o smiley that I've ever seen.

Tietäjä 10 Jun 2012 12:26

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man that was the shittiest attempt at impersonating maxmillian i've ever witnessed

MaxMilliaN 11 Jun 2012 09:00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzyxptlk (Post 3215883)
No, he isn't. He's learning from Max. He's making great progress. The next lesson will be bragging about how his shoes are the best thing since sliced bread. (Though, of course, being just an amateur myself, I can't quite capture the spirit of Max' vocabulary. I try, though.)

j0j0j0j0

j0j0
im rocking these new converse all stars sneakers atm..

real chickmagnets

Cain 11 Jun 2012 09:10

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(those sneaker were for sale but i wont tell anyone)

Tietäjä 11 Jun 2012 20:38

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxMilliaN (Post 3216040)
real chickmagnets


how come you're still a virgin then?

CBA 16 Jun 2012 05:14

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tietäjä (Post 3216046)
how come you're still a virgin then?

Max isn't virgin pal. You do understand that Cain and Max sort each other out jee?

I won't be graphic pal but I think you know where I'm coming from!!

CBA 16 Jun 2012 05:15

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikee (Post 3216012)
PUH LEASE, like this poor homeless chav tramp can afford the flight fare to dubai let alone living it up out there................... :yawn:

Last night:

http://www.cavalliclubdubai.com/

Influence 17 Jun 2012 02:04

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CBA (Post 3216122)
Max isn't virgin pal. You do understand that Cain and Max sort each other out jee?

I won't be graphic pal but I think you know where I'm coming from!!

Double dutch rudder FTW, accoring to cain that is...

cha^ 18 Jun 2012 17:32

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CBA (Post 3215856)

Step by Step Guide

1. Kick those worthless emo baddies from last round (Hi cha!)

:up:


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