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Dunno what to do with it? Just checked out the pockets again, and there are strange things like what seems to be "lip gloss" in a glass vial with a "roller ball" application at one end (raspberry favoured). Also another similar (sp!) vial with some weird stuff, and application brush. Upon closer inspection they appear to be made by "Avon Cosmetics". The lip gloss is manufactured in England, the other in Poland. I think I might has well hand it all over to a local barmaid I`ve been chatting up recently.

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However much you pretend to be interested and intrigued by it.

We still won't "understand" when you make your next thread about how you put the jacket on, added her makeup and went out on the town as "Jasmin".

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What Tomkat said

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am I the only one that would attempt to give the coat back if possible?
what would you say to the barmaid? "hi, i have this random tart's coat, I have found this stuff in some of the pockets, do you want it?"
Alternatively, you can say "I bought this obviously half used lip gloss and random cosmetic thing, thought you might want it?" :D

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Take the coat deep into the woods tonight and leave it under a tree.

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**** me its sword

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better than being ****ed with a sword, i guess :D

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Sword, yay
Please stay :(

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sell it on ebay

attach the "funny story" to it, leaving the make up etc in.

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put a piece of toast that looks like some famous actress, and say you discovered this coat with it in, etc etc, .... it'll go for thousands

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I'll have it.

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Stew would look good in it. With the lip gloss applied.

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Two points.

1. Everyone accepts that she is a tart if she went out with Pyirt.

2. Everyone, including Pyirt, accepts that she wouldn't come back even if it means losing her coat an cosmetics.

Quite revealing.

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She didn't go out with him. He just stole her coat. By mistake.

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Now that makes some sense.

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I think you're probably right.

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Bear in mind that I was imagining you with nothing else on but the coat and the lip gloss.