lame-ass excuse to break up
Ste's lame-ass excuse to break up:
"I have gas so we can't be together - you see how it is" http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=86 |
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"You should have had more sex with me."
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"I don't want you to meet my parents because they are actually giant rabbits both named Harvey"
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"My goal is to become a duke - our love is standing in the way"
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"I just think we would be better as enemies."
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"Please stop referring to yourself, in the third person no less, as 'beautiful.' You look like a horse."
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"My imaginary friend is jealous of you"
scarily true to life :o |
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"I am going to India indefinately - catch you in the funny pages"
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for my real name :
"There is too close a resemblance between you and Jabba the Hutt" for my nick : ou've held me back for long enough! I'm going to clown college! :up: |
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I question it because I know about titles. Once more we are in agreement |
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Please for the love of god , let Pablissimo really be called "Steve" and have broken up with someone "Once or Twice" to get this one
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"I've just realised that you're ugly"
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"We shouldn't go out with each other because I took a quiz on the internet linked from GD telling me how to dump you bye"
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"i sleep with men"
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"My head hurts when I'm around you"
Edit: Squidly = "I've been secretly dating the lochness monster we've been trying to keep it on the down-lo" Whodathunk :o |
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I got the clowns one as well, it's random so trying with your real name and nickname is rather pointless.
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"Our love is like a lollypop - we've licked it through"
In real life, back when I was a teensy weensy bit younger; Girl: "We'll be in the shopping centre in an hour, see you there, don't be late" Me: (Thinking about hour and half train journey and my current almost complete lack of funds and deep-seated hatred of shopping) "I can't make it" Girl: "Oh, why not, you OK?" Me: (Giving up) "I just don't want to walk around the shops all afternoon listening to you talking to your mates" Girl "Oh" Me: "Bye" Girl: "Bye" |
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Stewart Baker's lame-ass excuse to break up:
"I've learned that I'm hopelessly attracted to clowns. You understand." Erm...I think it thought I was someone else... |
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Ayman's excuse:
"I was really just in love with your pants the whole time" Ayman Ali & Blastoderm's excuse: "You've held me back for long enough! I'm going to clown college!" (The best yet) Blasto's excuse: "I am going to India indefinately - catch you in the funny pages" And another Blastoderm excuse: "I've been secretly dating the lochness monster we've been trying to keep it on the down-lo" |
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"There is an assassin in my bell tower"
How worrying. |
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Then yes it is.
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Jack : "I just can't deal with your past... in the suburbs... all those trees."
:o The_General8" "I just have too much going on in life right now - what with my pet rocks billy and zane" |
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MORE ORIGINALITY IS REQUIRED WITH 'DM IS OLD' JOKES |
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I have one of those speech translators that types what I say, Hawking-styleee.
I may be old but I'm bang up to date with technology. |
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DM is so old that he thinks hawking involves taking out a bird to hunt small rodents with.
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"I caught you cheating on me via your MSN history!"
True story! |
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"I`m sorry, I just sobered up". How true.
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P.S. Never have been to the US. I would like to one day though. |
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It's just that an ex-friend of my girl has the same name as you, and he had some stalk-like tendencies. That's the only reason I asked. |
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Freak.
Ask Ste what sort of person I am. I am clearly far from having stalking tendencies. |
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Ayman is lovely <3
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