A little Haiku i would like to share with the forums
Is Paul Adam's Girlfriend Really Pregnant?
Medics panicking They thought they sterilised him Find some stairs quickly |
well is 'she'?
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I still prefer mine
You know, those from September The ones about nod. |
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You cant be serious. That post must "trump" all Haiku's ever written. It is GENIUS. |
This is a haiku
this line contains all seven but this one just five |
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She's "late" apparantly. |
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Waiting to see that old Ross Text messaging's great. |
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you mean there is a tiny chance that he wasn't an impotent fag and the world could soon be experiencing Sunday Mark II* *someone rewrite that as a haiku, ta :p |
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Besides the fact that he's gay He can't get it up |
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Even With a Penis Could Sunday Have Bred? Fat people can't f*ck Their no-no places can't meet As such its doubtful |
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Despite all your fantacies My one's better lolz. |
I don't get that about the stairs.
Matrim |
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Is that if she's traumatised She'll lose the baby |
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That is too bad I recon climbing stairs and the such Is good for killing traumae Matrim |
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Feelings of a Future Mother She's in trauma now She thinks she's pregnant It's Paul Adam's child |
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I'm (ignore innuendo) The straight man for Dace |
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It "Appears" That Paul Adam is Heterosexual E. had her straight man Sunday proved he wasn't Gay Poor performance tho |
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He still likes ****ing men lolz Bisexual, perhaps? |
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Appearances Can Be Deceptive Tho - Paul Adam Might Not be Hetero No parental love Paul tries to find it elsewhere Pillow talk with men |
Paul: Male no longer?
Remember the 'villain' from Silence of the Lambs |
The thing with that one
I just wrote it to get in 'Silence of the Lambs' |
Jakiri You Stupid Twat
You have ****ed this up We were alternating turns Hang your head in shame |
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Having said that, look at Pav's Lolzoration, yes? |
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It's Just a Matter of Time Until Paul Graham Messes Up It's beginners luck That or he copied someone He'll crack soon enough |
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Mugabe's an OK bloke He won't mug a bee |
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Mr Graham Has Cracked Already Gibberish flows forth Meanderings of the mind Paul's brain is left tired |
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But if Id the prop, I'd do Jean-Marie le Pen |
Haiku?
What's that? I suck at this. |
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Considerable Physical Discomfort My eyes are bleeding Just quit it with the puns now Become a nice man |
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Did you hear the one about Oh, ok, I'm stopping. |
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Or at least his works, for now Here's The Great Escape |
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hahahahahahaha ****ing witty man |
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In The Nineties Music Was Dead I didn't like Blur Same with Oasis really Bunch of f*ckin' Fags |
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The Red Hot Chili Peppers Are better than both. |
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The Chillis Drugs are bad mkay Someone should have told the band Avoid needless death |
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Paul Adam's Declaration Paul came to #forums He told everyone the news I think it's a troll |
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What Really Happend I'm not a student I graduated last Year I went on the dole |
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I do believe you'll find this covered just above. |
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Implications That Erin is a Hooker A likely event Paul makes a home porn movie Payment is not filmed |
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The prozzies decided to Chase him up the street. |
Erin needs some Happy Pills
How bad can she feel Happiness is just a word No dictionary here |
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Couldn't you at least have put A warning on it? |
A Development in Paul Adam's Very First "Grown Up" Relationship
Howling at the moon Erin's mind has gone bye bye Paul keeps her chained up |
At The Birth
Paul's Firstborn arrives The Doc tries to put it back A struggle ensues |
Religious Experiences
The Child is Baptised Water splashes everywhere Drowning is painless |
Suckling
Blood flowing with milk Erin breast feeds little one Paul is not well hung |
Last ones from me too (for tonight anyway)
"Forrest" Adam
Remedial Class Special bus to School each day Like Father like Son Chaos Theory - Paul Adam Style Butterfly effect Paul makes it through another day God kills a kitten |
How can this be
Say it is not so Paul Adams ****ed it up on his very first time |
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