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CrashTester

3 Jun 2003 10:43

A Toilet Survey

I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

Radical Edward

3 Jun 2003 10:54

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[ x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[x ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[ x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[x ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

menth0l

3 Jun 2003 11:00

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[X] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[X] Sometimes, (when i'm not pissed)
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

CoD	3 Jun 2003 12:21

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[X] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[X] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[X] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

MrL_JaKiri

3 Jun 2003 12:23

Real men don't use the toilet.

menth0l

3 Jun 2003 12:30

said the man with the jigglypuff avatar

MrL_JaKiri

3 Jun 2003 12:33

Quote:

Originally posted by menth0l
said the man with the jigglypuff avatar

Real men like cute females.

LHC	3 Jun 2003 12:37

Re: A Toilet Survey

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[x] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[x] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

Radical Edward

3 Jun 2003 12:47

Quote:

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Real men like cute females.

she is a little rotund for me

Dave	3 Jun 2003 13:00

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[X] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[X] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[X] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

MrL_JaKiri

3 Jun 2003 13:02

Quote:

Originally posted by Radical Edward
she is a little rotund for me

That's just puppy fat, she'll work it off.

Radical Edward

3 Jun 2003 13:05

Quote:

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
That's just puppy fat, she'll work it off.

Jigglypuff sans fat would look odd.... like peanutpuff maybe.

Snurx

3 Jun 2003 13:07

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[X] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[X] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[X] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

yeah :cool: etc

[GAP]Obiwan

3 Jun 2003 14:55

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[X] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[X] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[X] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[X] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[X] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[X] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

Kal_Zakath

3 Jun 2003 14:57

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[x] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[x] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[x] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

Danae

3 Jun 2003 15:34

Re: A Toilet Survey

Why do you want to know?!

CrashTester

3 Jun 2003 17:33

Re: Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by Danae
Why do you want to know?!

Why dont you want to tell me?

Embroglio

3 Jun 2003 17:50

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[x] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[x] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

Dave	3 Jun 2003 20:12

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Hope you never need a colonoscopy....

KillGhost

3 Jun 2003 20:39

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[x] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[x] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[x] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[x] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

Phang

3 Jun 2003 21:49

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[X] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[X] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[X] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

Sarina_Joy

3 Jun 2003 21:58

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[X] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[X] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

BesigedB

3 Jun 2003 22:23

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[x] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[x] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[x] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[x] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

Quote:

i am special so i am inverting my reply

Supernova9

3 Jun 2003 22:50

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[X] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[X] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[X] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[X] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

Aquario

3 Jun 2003 23:04

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ x] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ x] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ x] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[ x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ x] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

Dookie Velvet

4 Jun 2003 00:58

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[X] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[X] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[X] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[X] Never, real men dont wash their hands

Proteus

4 Jun 2003 01:03

Will you ever, in your entire life, even consider answering a "toilet survey"?

[ ] No
[ ] Definitely not
[ ] Not a chance
[ ] Not in a million years
[X] All of the above

Nodrog

4 Jun 2003 01:12

explain how you can know youre clean without looking at the paper thx

Mirai

4 Jun 2003 01:45

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[y] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[y] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[y] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[y] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[y] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[y] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[y] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[y] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

Ditcher

4 Jun 2003 03:09

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[x] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[x] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[x] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

Deffeh

4 Jun 2003 03:52

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;[*] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?[*] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always[*] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull[*] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches[*] Sometimes
[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you[*] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes[*] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;[*] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

Crackmonkey

4 Jun 2003 06:06

Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:

Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[x] Sometimes
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[x] No, never
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[x] Dont count, just roll and pull
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[x] Do nothing for you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[x] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[x] Always

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