Tonight ...
 

... I have been mostly chatted up by a homo.

He came over and asked if i was gay. I said "no".

He then started feeling my "muscular shoulders". I let the incident pass.

He then asked if he could "feel my hair" *

I told him "No, the only person who gets to feel my shaved head is my sister" **

He then VIOLATED me by rubbing my head.

I feel so abused :(

He also mentioned that i was really good looking so "yeah, **** you all. a homo thinks i'm hot"


















* i've just shaved my head

** this is not ****ed up sexual shit or owt

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Shaved head? SilverSmoke wannabe, lol.

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i hate how i was mentioned in the same sentence as silversmoke and "lol" :(((

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what does that 'mostly' mean?

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There were women there who wanted my cock too.

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but that was all insignificant as you only noticed this homo?

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However, the gay guy recognized a kindred spirit.

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"**** you all"

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I think it's sweet you shaved your head so you could be more like me.

Solidarity, brother! Bald solidarity!

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"something like that" ;D

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and there was I thinking it was just a simple reference to the fast show.

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A friend of mine was reading over my shoulder and wants to know if you found him attractive as well, and if you were unintentionally flirting with him to prompt this behaviour.

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"no"

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heh, poor dace .. this isn't really helping the hot chick on the train distaster of another thread. :D

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At least you got options, Dace!

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Being hit on by awkard guys really builds up sympathy for the hell most women go through whenever they're out doesn't it?

I mean, being hit on by a reasonably charming guy I wouldn't mind that much. It'd be a little flattering and probably quite fun (although it wouldn't lead anywhere, but that would be his loss). However, every single guy who ever hit on me did it awkardly and pretty much made me want to punch them (even before I realised they were gay).

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this is dace's way of coming out (lollyroffle) and admitting that he got rohypnol'ed last night

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Getting a sign which reads "I'm a giant faggot" would probably have been easier.

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:mad:

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At least silversmoke is some kind of half-caste filth as opposed to dace who is just filth.

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Oh the irony!

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how horrible was your hair that shaving your head leads to a relative flood of sexual attention?

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Peter Rankin, you bloody fool! You could have had a bit of cock there.

(works better in a welsh accent i feel)

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See JBG's post. You're ethnic and therefore it's acceptable. Like Teal'c or those Buddhist monks.

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Ah that's ok then. It's too hot to start the internet toughguy procedure!

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**** off Mr Hippy Hair.

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Quiet you, we're trying to surprise dante with his yearly shower :(

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Hey, just wait untill Dace shaves his armpits. Whoa!

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fixed

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lies make baby jesus cry :(

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What do you mean he's gay?!

He looked at a girl a couple of times on a train and got embarrassed when she looked back at him!

If that doesn't make him straight I don't know what does :(

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U R RONG

The girl was blatantly looking at him, he was sneaking looks at her. She sat down next to him, and continued to look at him.

What makes Dace fagulously fagtastic is that he
1) Didn't do anything
2) Had to ask GD if he should have done anything, the big faggy fag.

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you winked at him didn't you