Internet talk in real life
 

Some girl that I met the other night at a bar said the following out loud in a non-joking or humorous manner:

lol
jk
rofl
omg
wtf
lmao

Discuss.

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You socialise with people superior to yourself.

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Was she fit?

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how did she say them though? if it was jay-kay instead of joke or oh-em-gee instead of oh my god you should have slapped her

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you should have had more....

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I sometimes say "zoh-my-god" (zomg!) in response to things, but only to a few people who know what the difference is. I suppose that's not REALLY the same though.

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I shall admint I've said "lol" out loud a few times :rolleyes:

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The only phrease i've uttered was one i think developed by Dace.

Someone said:

'He was shot in the face'

i replied the only way one can:

'With bullets not cum'

Needless to say the ensuing silence was not my proudest moment. :(

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I'm sure this is an experience shared by many. :(

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I've said "zomg" in a joking manner to my brothers and cousin.

I regularly tell my little brother to "stfu" or "gtfo" and he gets really wound up by it too.

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Ive said 'zomg' but only to people who know what it means.

Been there done that :(

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Hang on, Qazok has SIX green blobs. wtf did that happen?

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People who utter online phrases in a real-life, face-to-face conversation, should be shot.

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In the face...?

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With cum?

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I say zomg

And my friends have said omf-gah but only in response to a video on the interweb

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It was in that manner. From what I could tell she was being dead serious, stuck in a delusion that it was cool or something.

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She sounds like she was cruisin' for a bruisin'.

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I've done the 'bullets not cum' thing as well :(

I tend to use silly things. I used to tell people they had face aids all the time. Tony uses the word 'mongchop' all the time thanks to Marilyn Manson, and I still say 'OH NOES!!' a lot when I am being sarcastic.

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I was sat in my union bar about an hour ago and said "lollyskates" :(

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I occasionally throw out a 'wtf'. In dutch it's pronounced as "way tay eff" though, so it doesn't lose it's flow like in English where you'd have to say "double you tee eff".

Also guilty of the "bullets not cum thing" as Kura could attest were he still here :(

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I have used "bullets not cum" (got some dirty looks for that one), lol, roffle, lolly roffle, lmao and zoh-my-god. But only ever in a joking way

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My path is clean, "internet talk in reallife"-wise.

For some reason Ive manage to keep my mouth shut.

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I dunno but it was probably so shit we didn't remember. Our class of humour is much higher brow, horn my dear!

PS have you ever kissed a pirate

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my boyfriend occaisionally uses rofl as a word when refering to something on the net, hes also dutch so the accent makes it more wordy than in english.

i dont think we can blame just net for this exchange of language into rl ... sms (texting) is also as much to blame.

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crusie? :(

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I think the steroids are unbalancing poor horn. :(

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I say lol\omg all the time around my closest mates, never around the opposite sex though.

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I wouldn't use any of those over the internet, let alone in real life.

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I can't really understand how one can use (say) OMG/WTF, when "oh my god" and "what the ****" are equally as long and actually make sense.

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omgwtf!

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the bullets not cum thing is something i'm sure most people here have said before they even realised it.