Introduction to GD
 

Ive only started reading gd as my interest in PA declines ( a requirement for gd posting it seems ) so would like some advice in posting here which will result in me not getting flamed more than a creme brulee in hell , like sethmace did recently.

Heres what ive come to the conclusion GD is about and how the system works

#1 someone finds the wackiest stories in the news today and posts links

#2 rest of the group try to each make up their smartest and sarcastic remarks, in which they hope to impress their fellow peers and at the same time give themselves a feeling of 1upmanship *

#3 newcomers who think of trying to break the cycle with a post of their own are jumped on like a wilderbeast thrown to the lions untill they exit stage left (see thread in which Sethmace got owned)

#4 the whole sytem is bummed by giving each other reps for anything

#5 the day ends and still people are posting, regarless of the fact that everytime they post here, its like smoking a cigarette and stealing 5 mins of your life.


* this stage does not take long as people are usually refreshing at up to 3 times a minute at all times of day


SO CAN I JOIN ? Banana removed by Moderators after complaints it was offensive to people with Jaundice

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I've never pressed the refresh button on GD.

Unlike Stew, who admitted to pressing it repeatedly when bored.

If you don't want to be flamed, it isn't difficult. Simply:

- Don't try and be a clever dick. If you know something, sure, talk about it. If you want to correct someone, don't do it unless you actually care AND are positive they're wrong.

- Feel free to be a little bit cheeky to people, but don't be too rude. GD has a high tolerance level for a lot of things, which is one of the reasons why a lot of people like chatting here.

- This thread is fresh and kind of amusing. I'm sure you'll settle in fine.

<3

Hi.

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well, clearly you don't understand the system, so yes.

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damnit rinoa, why did you have to put that ****ing banana in?

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Banana removed by Moderators after complaints it was offensive to people with Jaundice


@_@ looooool just about choked on my peanut butter sandwich in the library *






*This sandwich had no butter on it because i couldnt afford it being a tight student, so gets stuck in the throat a lot easier than a regular peanut butter sandwich

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Right, well that stretched lol just destroyed all your credibility, what little you had managed to gain...

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Also*









*the asterisk thingie is getting really old**








**I seem to be alone at this one though

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Everyone can join. Just don't be so angry and far less confrontational.

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You still shagging that bird who doesn't really fancy you and just wants to be buddies but feels sorry for you because you wear glasses?

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r u a girl?

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I hate your thread

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Or are you a plumber from Birmingham with a fetish for red haired scotsmen?

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u r

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No, I quitted her the second last day of our trip to Egypt because the age difference became an annoyance.

We had a great time together though, but it wasn't ment to last forever.

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Fixed for great truth, justice and the american way!

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She still claimed that I've been the first one to make her cum by intercourse :cool:

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also, our moderators,

THEY ARE ON CRACK

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It's orgasm, not cum.

If you're going to use the age card earlier in the thread to back up poor reasons for breaking up, at least use language suited to your age. You're not drinking White Lightning now you know.

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Oh sorry Mr internet policeofficer, sorry for not feeling the exact difference between typing orgasm or cum as a non english based poster of GD.

In Dutch using the verb to come has the same weight as to get an orgasm.

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Clause 11 : Language

Unfortunatly we are unable to provide a discussion board which is truly multi-lingual. Due to the number of different languages being used in this truly internetional community we have been forced to have an English only rule. This is to stop the breaking of clauses 1-9 from taking place if written in a language the moderating team cannot understand.


So it's orgasm. Not cum.

Try to have some self respect.

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Haha silversmoke is dutch.

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i tend to swing towars the phrase "the money shot"
but i think thats only suitable for men unless u know some projectile girls

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Like Superwoman?

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And he's a closet gay.

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lo rinoa

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She told me that too!


You just smeared some margarine on a piece of bread, and tipped a packet on peanuts on it didn't you?

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Yeah I know..

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ITT, SS steps out of his closet.

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Don't you hate it when you fart in the shower and the smell is so bad it's like "oh dear sweet mother of god let me die"?





This was the open window on my desktop.

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In this thread MM has posted frequently because he saw the word "bummed" in the initial post.

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I didn't actually read the original post. I just saw that SS and skiddy had posted and I thought it would be a good opportunity to flirt.

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It's pretty hard not to own SethMace, as he is a complete tard.

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Those who post in GD know that its 'aura of agression and antognism' doesnt actually exist.


we are all one big happy family who accept new faces as easily as children in a playground would

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One big happy incestuous family.

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to be honest i think when he promised to name his firstborn after a videogame character there was no hope

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hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

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mit Opera gibt es keine Notwendigkeit an Klausel 11
con l'opera non ci è esigenza della clausola 11
avec l'opera il n'y a aucun besoin de clause 11
com opera não há nenhuma necessidade para a cláusula 11
con opera no hay necesidad de la cláusula 11
オペラで、節11の必要はありません。


with opera there is no need for clause 11

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Actually, I don't mind the smell of my own farts.



Do you?

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yeah shame about the need to spend half your life ridding yourself of all the bloatware crap that comes with it.







(don't start browser support posting, it just degenerates into stupid arguments)

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This thread has gone on to achive more than i ever could have imagined :confused:

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Although I feel an irrational hatred towards you in general, I agree!

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like any thread we don't instantly condemn, it's gone horrendously off topic./

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Stop the playahatin, open your mind and play along :o

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We obviously grew up in very different playgrounds....

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If I had a penny for the amount of times you'd said that to young boys...



... I'd have about 12 pence.

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You should practise what you preach.

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dude, I am chatting up two girls over msn right at this moment! (h)

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That's untrue.

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He is- he's chatting me up right now... he just doesn't realise that I'm lying to him...