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pig 7 Mar 2005 12:47

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
six foot six rugby player jumping up and down on your knee caps.

not a rugby player, oh please god anyone but a rugby player, they really learned how to fight at public school and in the showers after a good old game of rugger :P

DaWoodster 7 Mar 2005 12:56

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ceres
After watching that Golf GTI advert , everything else is just shit.

Agreed.

Liked it so much I bought one, made my old MK4 feel like a Nova.

pig 7 Mar 2005 12:57

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DaWoodster
Agreed.

Liked it so much I bought one, made my old MK4 feel like a Nova.

can i have your mk 4?

DaWoodster 7 Mar 2005 13:10

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pig
can i have your mk 4?

Traded it in for the MK5.

Otherwise, sure i'd give away a GTI to a stranger...

pig 7 Mar 2005 13:16

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DaWoodster
Traded it in for the MK5.

Otherwise, sure i'd give away a GTI to a stranger...

im not a stranger im your friend...oh wait youre not giving me the mk4.

Dace 7 Mar 2005 13:45

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
well we have something here called a devils smile, I dunno if will be able to perform it at the gd meet on dace, bnut I'm sure I can kick the shit out of him for slagging my girlfriend.

So dace how about we formalise it. Knackers whackers at dawn or how about the last thing you see is a six foot six rugby player jumping up and down on your knee caps.

You little shit your going to ****ing die. This will be the last time you will ever slag anyone. The way we deal with people like you is to put them into to hospital.

Let me go into a few details.

1. Alley way
2. Smashed Bottle
3. Dace's throat
4. I'll send in a free obituary for you to An Phoblacht.



The internet made me laugh :up:

Dace 7 Mar 2005 13:47

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
BTW two points:

1.) How does jumping up and down on someone's knee-caps render them unconcious/dead?

2.) Don't you go to the morgue not the hospital if you die?

Ninja_spammer 7 Mar 2005 13:50

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Maybe he tore your knee caps off with his super saiyan skills and your bleeding to death whilst he jumps on them several miles from your body.

Dont worry, you wont die for at least 4 more episodes.

Dace 7 Mar 2005 13:51

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Is there a power up i can get to win the game?

Nodrog 7 Mar 2005 13:53

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dace
The internet made me laugh :up:

ur fukken ded

Ninja_spammer 7 Mar 2005 13:54

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Yes, eat some ready brek and you'll glow or something and then scream in japanese, blow up the earth and go home.

Ste 7 Mar 2005 14:02

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nodrog
:)

This post actually made me laugh more than any of the others in this thread.
:up:
So simple... but hilarious...



TSM - STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK YOUR BONES BUT NAMES WILL NEVER HURT YOU.

remember that please.

Ste 7 Mar 2005 14:04

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
I'm just here to say

hello.

MrL_JaKiri 7 Mar 2005 14:07

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
I'm just here to say that

Pi is EXACTLY THREE.

Ninja_spammer 7 Mar 2005 14:11

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
I'm just here to say that

I love you Dacey wace, give me your man meat.

Ste 7 Mar 2005 14:12

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
I'm just here to say

WIBBLE WIBBLE KAPOW

MrL_JaKiri 7 Mar 2005 14:13

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
I'm just

the very model of a modern major general.

Nodrog 7 Mar 2005 14:15

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
I'm just here to

hear the crowd go "Boom! shake-shake-shake the room. Boom! shake-shake-shake the room. Boom! shake-shake-shake the room. Tic-tic-tic-tic boom!"

Ninja_spammer 7 Mar 2005 14:19

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
I'm just

A girl asking a boy to love her.

MrL_JaKiri 7 Mar 2005 14:20

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
I'm just

an old fashioned girl with an old fashioned mind; not sophisticated I'm the plain and simple kind. I want an old fashioned house with an old fashioned fence and an old fashioned millionaire.

Ste 7 Mar 2005 14:20

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
I'm just here to

post things on GD.

Nusselt 7 Mar 2005 14:23

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
I'm just here to say


Knackers whackers at dawn

Knackers whackers at dawn

Knackers whackers at dawn

MrL_JaKiri 7 Mar 2005 14:25

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowman
I'm

a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

Nusselt 7 Mar 2005 14:28

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
its not a 'yo mamma' thing is it?

Its

an im an idiot thing

Cannon_Fodder 7 Mar 2005 17:13

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
who started the quote part of someones post, its good!

Marilyn Manson 7 Mar 2005 17:47

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
well we have something here called a devils smile, I dunno if will be able to perform it at the gd meet on dace, bnut I'm sure I can kick the shit out of him for slagging my girlfriend.

So dace how about we formalise it. Knackers whackers at dawn or how about the last thing you see is a six foot six rugby player jumping up and down on your knee caps.

You little shit your going to ****ing die. This will be the last time you will ever slag anyone. The way we deal with people like you is to put them into to hospital.

Let me go into a few details.

1. Alley way
2. Smashed Bottle
3. Dace's throat
4. I'll send in a free obituary for you to An Phoblacht.

I went to press the rep button, and a little Popeye voice in my head said "DON'T FAILS ME NOW."







You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TheShadowMan again.











:( :down:

Cannon_Fodder 7 Mar 2005 17:57

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
You could give it to me instead ;)

Phang 7 Mar 2005 18:00

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
I'm just

a poor boy, nobody loves me

also
Quote:

Originally Posted by TSM
I leave the sucking of cock to you eh?

GO TEAM!

Ste 7 Mar 2005 18:37

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
I'm just here to say that

this thread is the funniest one i have read in ages :up: :D

Tomkat 7 Mar 2005 19:55

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
This thread delivers the goods.

Seriously TSM, you actually got offended because your girlfriend is a dirty little slut? I think the best course of action is not to beat Dace up, but to dump her and get with a girl who treats you like a man. She's walking all over you man, she's such a bitch. Dace was doing you a favour informing you of how sluttish she is :(

By the way, you sound like a real fag threatening someone over the internet. Although I'm sure you know this now.

pablissimo 7 Mar 2005 19:55

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
This thread has set new heights on awesome. So much so in fact that I feel the need to put the word in a paragraph all of it's own:

Awesome.

As parody this is genius, goddamn genius.

Awesome.

SYMM 7 Mar 2005 20:01

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TSM
I leave the sucking of cock

Until after I've had my dinner.

Ste 7 Mar 2005 20:13

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
I dunno if will be able to perform it at the gd meet on dace, bnut I'm sure I can

make love to him somewhere

pablissimo 7 Mar 2005 20:17

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
I dunno if will be able to perform ... at the gd meet ... on dace

Don't worry, it happens to the best of us, I'm sure he won't mind a bit of stage fright.

Dante Hicks 7 Mar 2005 21:34

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Never before have I seen someone lose so badly at the internet as TSM did in this thread.

roadrunner_0 8 Mar 2005 13:22

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
comedy gold, i'm grinning like a lunatic at work and getting strange looks off the other staff, thats made my entire day that has :)

G.K Zhukov 8 Mar 2005 13:32

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
I suggest Dace propose to TSM straight away.

demiGOD 8 Mar 2005 14:30

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
stay out of my way this has nothing to do with you. This is between Dace and myself.

you so stupid i can kill you

oh wait!
-a public apology?

hm, don't matter - :cool:

Kurashima 8 Mar 2005 15:37

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
Im Just

A Soul whos intentions are good, Oh lord , please dont let me be misunderstood!

Kurashima 8 Mar 2005 15:39

Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShadowMan

I'm not scared of the sucking of cock

better bring yer friends eh?

YAHWE, GO BRING FORTH YOUR FRIENDS FROM LAST RUGBY CLUB DINNER. TONIGHT THERE SHALL BE POST MATCH ENTERTAINMENT


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