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..the girl that you're with right now is the best thing you can afford. That's it. When you get a raise next year then get an upgrade and dump the bitch.
Also when she asks you how many kids you would want to have, dump her ASAP. Don't say you love her after ****ing her. Either you **** her again the next day, or just never call her back. There are no incentives for guys to get married, so don't even bother. If you're on a date and she picks her phone up while having dinner with you, leave the restaurant right away and leave her with the check. Always have separate tabs when on a date with her at a bar. If you meet a girl and she gives you her cell number, tell her that you're going to call her cell phone right now so she can save your number on her cell. If the number that she gave you is someone else's, then call her a liar in her face and grab the drink that you bought for her. Only buy her 1 cheap beer if you don't know her name yet. Make it a point not to **** a girl at your house. Always **** her at her place. If she lives with mom and dad, then get a motel room. Never take a girl out during the day. They're only good when it's dark outside. Every word you say will be used against you and will be the determining factor of you getting laid or not on that first date. So don't engage in conversations. Just ask her questions about herself so she can keep blabbing about herself. You just keep nodding and act like you're listening. A girl decides the first 15 seconds of the date if she's going to sleep with you or not. How much you spent on a date is not in her "I'm going to **** this guy tonight" equation. So don't bother spending big on a date. Be as cheap as possible. Always wear a condom. After hooking up with her, only call her on the week nights. You're always "busy" during the weekends so don't call her in those days. Just Monday to Thursday nights. That is all. Thank you. |
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So that's where I've been going wrong all this time.
Now if I could only get a date to test this gold mine of information out on... |
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hmm.. i think ive done all thes mistaeks one itme ... lol... :p perphas i should leran, and get laid rmore ofteh.. ffs!!! being drunk for the 3rd tiem wthout getitng laid sucks!! ive lost it... damn! :(
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Cheers Demi, I'll bear that in mind for the next time I'm about to screw up a relationship.
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so demiGOD - how many prostitutes have you slept with this week?
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innumerable amounts.
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some people hold the belief that females are people too.
silly us :( |
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I used to hold that belief.
Im more inclined to think that what hes saying may actually be true for meaningless flousies which is what we all want at the end of the day anyway! |
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E- Could do better. Did some ugly bird stand you up then? |
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So demiGOD just broke up with his first girlfriend ?
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This is WAR!
Do not get terrorized by these females! Let's fight back and win this war!! |
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The 'when to call issue' is always quite tricky. It depends on the girl in question.
I maintain that you can't say 'never call her the next day', whatever. If you do that you immediately lose any girl who doesn't want to go out with someone who is too busy to make a 5 minute call to her, even if it's to say 'hey it'd be nice to meet up, I'm a bit busy for a few days, how about I call you later in the week?' And eventually she's going to figure out if you were just playing it cool, at which point you lose any girl who doesn't like mindgames, leaving you only with girls who do. The number of guys I see on the internet complaining about the mind****ing their gfs do, I think you bring it on yourselves, given that you start it. |
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I'm doing a really crap job of the "I won't text/ring/chat to her for 72 hours" rule I'm trying to impose on myself right now :(
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nantoz, link me to your picture, nodrog insists in me admiring your apparent beauty too.
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You know heres the thing im cynical, god yes im cynical but this here some bullshit and a half. I dont have much of an idea about how old you are, what your occupation is/has been, education. In fact I dont know much about you but I know a few things about myself. Im addicted to women. Not sex. Not friendship, the whole package. I think ive been in a fair few situations so im going to take it upon myself to agree/disagree. For the record I am not a virgin (god I wish I was, so much easier back then)
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I had this conversation with my girl the other day. In fact I was the one who instigated it, she wants two kids and I want four. These are just numbers, I doubt we will marry for reasons out of my hands but we had the conversation, didnt scare either of us. As I grow older even though im relatively young in the scheme of things my thoughts pass to marriage and kids. Most women/girls I know have this preoccupying there mind. Women cant have kids past 40 effectively, men on the other hand can keep pumping it out. Perhaps this is why women start doing the kids talk? Can you blame them? Im ending one stage of my life soon and moving onto another, the next stage after that is wife and kids. Its on my mind and many others I know. If your not thinking about it well....your probably infertile. Quote:
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Not only that but some of my best dates and memories have been during the day. Be it picnics, museums, zoos, walks, lunches etc etc etc. In fact day dates are normally the best as you arent wearing your beer goggles, she cant dress like a tart and you can see if she looks good as a normal person and doesnt have a body from baywatch and a face from crimewatch. Quote:
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my only response to this thread and to save me quoting truckloads of stuff:
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That's utter nonsense, men don't play mindgames, try to act cool, fret about calling or end up coming on 'too strong' because they enjoy it. Men just try to apply the lessons they've learned the hard way from women. Women play the mind games. They also apply arbitary conditions on a guy which affect his chances of getting that "precious" gift of her company. They also don't make these conditions known to a guy, until he actually screws up. Then they jump out, shout 'GOTCHA!" and proceed to label him 'dumped'. I'm sure we've all had the problem of calling 'too soon' in one particular girls book. Ruined. Then we've had the problem of being seen to 'not call soon enough'. Ruined. Then we've had the problem of seeming like we're "too interested". Ruined Then we've had the problem of seeming too distant. Ruined Women cause us to doubt ourselves and our actions, applying past advice which will usually never work on anyone but the person who gave it. And all because you lot seem to be of the opinon you're all actually worth the effort. |
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Don't buy girls drinks.
Incidentally, I had two friends, a guy and a girl (who was really hot), who I also worked with (in the Marines - yes there are women in the marines) and those two were really close (as friends). The guy used to ask the girl to have guys buy her drinks for him. She'd start talking to a guy, and she'd ask for a drink and then take it to her friend. (By the way, the forums have been slow as shit all day - moved servers?) |
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this is one of the best threads in ages. not intentionally, like. it's just great to see the difference between people who get plenty (pig, jenny) and those who don't (hook, demiGOD, ICY)
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Is it just me or is this drivel the only sort of thread demigod creates these days?
http://pirate.planetarion.com/search...earchid=300737 Oh look it wasn't just me. |
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demigod recieved this shiz in a email didnt he:(
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I made a long post replying to pig then firefox ****ing ****ed itself in the ****ing arse.
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Actually it's not that I don't get any, I've had enough to make me sick of one nighters and short term things, it's more that I'd prefer a proper girlfriend about now. And to be perfectly honest I'm not quite that bitter in reality. I just don't like the idea that men are being blamed for starting mind games when that's just not what I've seen in the real world. And I didn't even bother posting in this thread (I didn't think that pile of claptrap demiGOD posted warrented one) till it got 'good'. Personally I think some people seem to naturally fall into things such as relationships or short term little flings (or nothing at all), it's when they try to get something else it all becomes complicated. Mainly as the advice of "be yourself" means you gravitate towards whatever you seem to be predisposed to. I have a friend who's been in relationships for the past 5 years, 1 year with one girl, 1 year with another and then 3 years just until recently with his ex. He's had all of 6 weeks singledom put together in that time. No idea how he meets people like that, he just does. I on the other hand seem to be stuck with this short term fling thing, meet a girl, usually quite attractive, give it a "shot" (what the hell), end up out together for a couple of days/weeks, shag the brains out of each other (not always the case), then it just dies. Plus we all know (and possibly have been) the people who just cant get anything. My long term-er friend has recently tried to go the rebound-one-nighter route, which has gotten him nothing but a hot girl who wants to start a relationship. I've tried, of late, to meet a nice girl, do all the right things, ensure it's not just some short term physical thing...but it ended up that way again. I have another friend who's not had a girl (in any sense) in 5 years at least. He's just hanging in there praying his luck will change. I think he's just about given up trying. We've all tried the advice of others who have been in the situation we've wanted. We've all ended up in some sort of hideous mess or mind game, which has ended in failure. We 'be ourselves' and it's gone back to the way it always is. So can you change what you seem to be predisposed to? Or is it just a symptom of some personality traits that are engrained in your mind? Are we doomed to our path? |
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ye, I think I lost my balls somewhere
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