An Amusing Conclusion
As usual amusing for you but not for me.
This is the final part in "The Liz Story" So far: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 NEVER GIVE THEM YOUR NUMBER Now the last "episode" happend 3 weeks ago. I left the relationship with me saying i'd call her. I never did. So i thought after deciding not to call her it would be in my best interest to get my sister to screen my calls. This she duly did. Nobody could contact me except via my sister. It was a fool proof plan. Unfortunately i am a better standard of fool than most. On Wednesday night i - came home from work - put dinner in the oven - was watching TV - got up to check my food - came back through to the living room - was still standing 'cause my dinner was almost ready - picked up the phone automatically when it started ringing because i was right beside it and i had my mind on other things (dinner and the show i was watching). "Hello is Peter there?" says a female voice with a strong Glasweigan accent. (Now this should have been a clear warning single. None of my friends call me Peter and nobody else phones me.) "Yes. Speaking" says i. "Hi Peter it's Liz here. I just wondered why you hadn't phoned me after saying you would after the cinema last Saturday." (My sister, who was sitting a couple of feet away, informs me that at this point my jaw dropped and i went very white.) "Ehhhhhh, uhhhhhhmmmmmm. Last Saturday?" says i (The date had been the previous Saturday to that but i decided not to press it cause Liz sounded pissed as it was. I did however start mouthing the word "f*ck" alot.) "Yeah last Saturday" "Well uhhhh ahhhh" i began my defence brilliantly "I decided, errrr, that i thought you weren't THAT interested in me and, ehhhhh, that it would probably be, ehhhh, best if we, uhhhhhh, didn't, you know, see each other again and ,ummmmm, as such, ahhhhhh, a clean break would probably beforthebest." God i felt weak with fear. This was such a ****ing nightmare. Now i can't remember exactly what Liz said next but i relised that her accent had changed slightly. Liz now sounded more like my "friend" Kelly. Infact i realised IT WAS ****ING KELLY. I have such great friends. |
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dace will you be my valentine? <3
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Not even for money.
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It's so beautiful
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Friends, don't you just love them?
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poetry in motion
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Not Kelly and not Matt (the guy who put her up to it). |
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haha brilliant
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Only you Dace, it could only happen to you...
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cheered me right up mate :)
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Dace's friends are considerably cooler than he is :D
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can i just suggest that someone saves this thread and those it links to at the top for posterity. I hate remembering old threads and having no way to look at them.
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Only because knowing me makes them cool because i'm their friend and i'm a trendy type of dude whereas they are just a bunch of ****s so me hanging around with them demeans me but it makes them better so they are smarter on the making friends front or something i dont know exactly how this works out but in the end it means that i'm still the coolest. |
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I do not have the power to do what you ask. |
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i however do :)
EDIT: and have :) |
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Now we need a part 5, where Dace asks us for ideas on how to get his buddy back...
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**** his sister?
or tell him you have... |
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You still haven't ****ed her, right?
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Did this incident make you cry?
lol! |
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He doesn't have a sister (and Kelly is an only child). |
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No (and i very much doubt i ever will). |
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oh Dace, you're such a card
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No :sniff: ;'( |
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I wondered when a gimmick like this would show up.
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it could only be a matter of time really couldnt it?
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gotta be jonny.
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Not me. I thought it would be too obvious seeing as we've "done" this one before, who with I forget but whatever. PS My money's on kura. PPS If it actually is her this would be quite possibly the greatest moment in the history of the internet though. |
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In the history of mankind no woman has ever managed to adequately explain anything. I doubt the trend would be reversed in this instance. |
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Kura's not that shit*, and you can always tell his gimmicks because he forgets to change his comma style.
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Yeah but she could have explained it badly am i rite? |
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Whatever the conclusion is, this be amusing thinks me.
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She called us weirdos. Me and my imaginary friend Billy don't like that :mad:
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Stop speaking on behalf of Billy! I'm sure he's able to speak for himself.
PS! Bob say's hi! |
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can you imagine anyone being geeky enough to actually come onto here are actaully argue the toss raather than just phoning dace and shouting at him?
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